Post by Lady Munin on Apr 8, 2016 4:41:36 GMT
OOC Note: I wrote this for Uncensored in November. This is just a little preview of Knux. Enjoy!)
"Am I Uncensored? You bet your sweet ass I am!"
I've been here for a while now. Had a short break to go on tour, but that hasn't stopped me from the inevitable return to the ring. Uncensored was taking a short break, the tour had ended, everything was quiet in Knuxland. Then my ears hear a new tune, that sweet sound of Uncensored attitude hits my ears and BOOM, my old comrade Heath decides to book a show for Uncensored! I needed a match. I wanted a match. Uncensored was were I wanted to plant my feet firmly in the ground. So this chick hits me on Twitter. Emi something I can't pronounce. All I know about her is that she comes from the Omega Academy.
And she wants to suplex me by the balls.....
"So, you're interested in touching the Knux mans genitals huh Emi?"
I'm sitting in a tattoo chair getting some more work done. I know what you're thinking, where the hell are you putting it? You're already covered! Well, I always find room on this canvas.
"All I've been hearing from you is how you're gonna' grab me by the balls and hit me with your ballsplex. Apparently that's all you care about going into this match with yours truly! I mean, who can blame you? I got babes constantly wanting to be in your position! Having the opportunity to have a one on one with the Knux man! I know some chicks that would pay good money to be in your shoes....well kickpads. You've mentioned you don't where shoes."
Twitter is a hell of a drug. This chick is always tweeting about some bullshit. Whether it be her refried noodle dinner or her sexy Saturday's, she's always getting into something.
"But you're the one that gets a FREE opportunity to have a one on one with Knuxy. When I got the call to make this match official, damn was I stoked to make my return to Uncensored against not only a babe, but a rookie in the ring too! I'm not one to judge a book by its cover, but from what I've heard....this will be your first match in a ring. That's sad news for you and EXCELLENT fuckin' news for me baby!"
Coming to my turf for a debut match and stepping through the ropes against me? She's signed the wrong dotted line today man!
"See, I've been in this sport for a little bit now and I've been in the ring with some pretty fucked up individuals. I've fought giants, midgets, men, and women. I've fought the guys who fly high and the dudes who will beat any poor soul with a bit of barbed wire! I've been beaten, scratched, punched, kicked, stomped, dropped on my head, murdered with weapons that you'd only think to be fiction! I've been in matches that you'd shudder at the sound of! You're stepping in the ring with a man who has been through hell and back and is still standing here in front of you with a smile on his face! What makes you any different? What makes you think you can beat me?"
Big Earl is good at what he does I tell you. The new ink is coming along great. And with the camera on me and my ranting about facing this sushi eating sellout, I barely feel him scrapping away at my skin.
"You can't. And it's that simple. You can try all you want to beat me down, grab my crouch and toss me around by my goods, but you won't be able to finish the job. You're stepping into a world you have never been in! My whole career I've been uncensored! Unhinged and unfiltered! Doing what I want, saying what I want, whenever I wanted! You're this cute little infant stepping into the adult world! You simply don't belong here. And I'm gonna' make sure you realize that REAL fuckin' QUICK!"
I've never really been into the orientals. I just don't find them very attractive. Most look like little children and I definitely don't roll that way! This is gonna' be a down and dirty match. No sexual intentions this time.
"I'm going in with one thought in my mind, kick your rice loving teeth down your throat and walk out of there with a win under my guitar strap! And by the way things are looking right now, I'm gonna' be having an easy fuckin' night! It's rookie versus returnee, and I'm a lot more hungry than you! Stick to your egg rolls and your chopsticks Emi, this is my world and I'm gonna' walk away with the win!"
What's next? After the wongton warrior's done, what's the Knux man gonna' do next?
"Oh and after I'm done with Sushi Sue, I'm coming for that strap boys and girls! Set your clocks and prepare yourselves for Armageddon! Knuxy baby is coming for the Uncensored strap! I don't care who has it or who I have to beat to win it, I'm coming for it! I'll tear apart this whole GODDAMN roster if I have to! Nothing is gonna' stop the Knux man from taking the top prize!"
Ahahahahahaaa! That strap is gonna' be mine whether or not these people agree or not! I'm gonna' get what I want...I always do! Big Earls about done with my ink. He's wiping me off as we speak.
"Head my warning or don't, just don't cry like a little bitch when I take over Uncensored!"
I stand up and knock knuckles with Earl. I grab my top hat and glasses as Earl runs my card to pay. This shouldn't be that bad, wasn't a lot of work, just fill ins really. Guess I'd better finish talking to you fuck ups.
"So you think you're Uncensored? You bet your sweet ass I am!!!"
I flash the metal horns before grabbing my camera. Fuck y'all, have a nice day
End!
Read more: officialpurepro.boards.net/thread/66/preview#ixzz45Ct9GdvQ
"Am I Uncensored? You bet your sweet ass I am!"
I've been here for a while now. Had a short break to go on tour, but that hasn't stopped me from the inevitable return to the ring. Uncensored was taking a short break, the tour had ended, everything was quiet in Knuxland. Then my ears hear a new tune, that sweet sound of Uncensored attitude hits my ears and BOOM, my old comrade Heath decides to book a show for Uncensored! I needed a match. I wanted a match. Uncensored was were I wanted to plant my feet firmly in the ground. So this chick hits me on Twitter. Emi something I can't pronounce. All I know about her is that she comes from the Omega Academy.
And she wants to suplex me by the balls.....
"So, you're interested in touching the Knux mans genitals huh Emi?"
I'm sitting in a tattoo chair getting some more work done. I know what you're thinking, where the hell are you putting it? You're already covered! Well, I always find room on this canvas.
"All I've been hearing from you is how you're gonna' grab me by the balls and hit me with your ballsplex. Apparently that's all you care about going into this match with yours truly! I mean, who can blame you? I got babes constantly wanting to be in your position! Having the opportunity to have a one on one with the Knux man! I know some chicks that would pay good money to be in your shoes....well kickpads. You've mentioned you don't where shoes."
Twitter is a hell of a drug. This chick is always tweeting about some bullshit. Whether it be her refried noodle dinner or her sexy Saturday's, she's always getting into something.
"But you're the one that gets a FREE opportunity to have a one on one with Knuxy. When I got the call to make this match official, damn was I stoked to make my return to Uncensored against not only a babe, but a rookie in the ring too! I'm not one to judge a book by its cover, but from what I've heard....this will be your first match in a ring. That's sad news for you and EXCELLENT fuckin' news for me baby!"
Coming to my turf for a debut match and stepping through the ropes against me? She's signed the wrong dotted line today man!
"See, I've been in this sport for a little bit now and I've been in the ring with some pretty fucked up individuals. I've fought giants, midgets, men, and women. I've fought the guys who fly high and the dudes who will beat any poor soul with a bit of barbed wire! I've been beaten, scratched, punched, kicked, stomped, dropped on my head, murdered with weapons that you'd only think to be fiction! I've been in matches that you'd shudder at the sound of! You're stepping in the ring with a man who has been through hell and back and is still standing here in front of you with a smile on his face! What makes you any different? What makes you think you can beat me?"
Big Earl is good at what he does I tell you. The new ink is coming along great. And with the camera on me and my ranting about facing this sushi eating sellout, I barely feel him scrapping away at my skin.
"You can't. And it's that simple. You can try all you want to beat me down, grab my crouch and toss me around by my goods, but you won't be able to finish the job. You're stepping into a world you have never been in! My whole career I've been uncensored! Unhinged and unfiltered! Doing what I want, saying what I want, whenever I wanted! You're this cute little infant stepping into the adult world! You simply don't belong here. And I'm gonna' make sure you realize that REAL fuckin' QUICK!"
I've never really been into the orientals. I just don't find them very attractive. Most look like little children and I definitely don't roll that way! This is gonna' be a down and dirty match. No sexual intentions this time.
"I'm going in with one thought in my mind, kick your rice loving teeth down your throat and walk out of there with a win under my guitar strap! And by the way things are looking right now, I'm gonna' be having an easy fuckin' night! It's rookie versus returnee, and I'm a lot more hungry than you! Stick to your egg rolls and your chopsticks Emi, this is my world and I'm gonna' walk away with the win!"
What's next? After the wongton warrior's done, what's the Knux man gonna' do next?
"Oh and after I'm done with Sushi Sue, I'm coming for that strap boys and girls! Set your clocks and prepare yourselves for Armageddon! Knuxy baby is coming for the Uncensored strap! I don't care who has it or who I have to beat to win it, I'm coming for it! I'll tear apart this whole GODDAMN roster if I have to! Nothing is gonna' stop the Knux man from taking the top prize!"
Ahahahahahaaa! That strap is gonna' be mine whether or not these people agree or not! I'm gonna' get what I want...I always do! Big Earls about done with my ink. He's wiping me off as we speak.
"Head my warning or don't, just don't cry like a little bitch when I take over Uncensored!"
I stand up and knock knuckles with Earl. I grab my top hat and glasses as Earl runs my card to pay. This shouldn't be that bad, wasn't a lot of work, just fill ins really. Guess I'd better finish talking to you fuck ups.
"So you think you're Uncensored? You bet your sweet ass I am!!!"
I flash the metal horns before grabbing my camera. Fuck y'all, have a nice day
End!
Read more: officialpurepro.boards.net/thread/66/preview#ixzz45Ct9GdvQ