Post by Lady Munin on Apr 8, 2016 6:10:43 GMT
The “Funhouse Inc” stood proud amongst the many attractions to be found in the Pure Amusement theme park. It was a classic brick building like something you would have found in an old detective noir movie. You could have even called it distinguished if not for the large marquee sign with “Funhouse Inc” emblazoned across the sign. The traditional fun house entry way instead of the traditional door took away from the look as well, but honestly who wouldn't want to step through a clown's mouth to get into an entertainment club?
Once entering the club marks make their way through a number of actual fun house tricks and illusions, before walking through a foggy spinning entrance way, and into the club “proper”.
The club was an eclectic mix of low budget grit and high class elegance. This would likely be the perfect description of the entertainment itself, with addition of a dash of innocence and a heap of tongue in cheek naughtiness.
Polished wood floors stretched to all sides of the huge room, adding a warmth to the environment that just can't be duplicated by tile or marble. The walls are painted a vibrant royal blue with patches of exposed red brick. Hung from these walls were large pictures depicting the brawdy caricatures that once graced the fun houses through 80’s and 90s, before the political correctness of the 2000s. The mixture of these elements blending together added a playful quirkiness to the atmosphere. Bowler hat and top hats hang from the ceiling, acting as covers for adjustable lighting that was mixed in with glass lanterns.
Several dining areas were arranged throughout the floor, varying from VIP booths to single and double seats. The tables and chairs were formed of wood and copper, the chairs conformably padded with royal blue satin.
Copper polls were scattered throughout the audiences dining area, and a small fully stocked bar continued the theme of copper and would. The menus was everything from decadent desserts and entrées, to simple comfort foods.
Highlighted before all else was the main attraction. A large stage framed by royal blue and vibrant red curtains. The scenery on the stage changed often, but the setting before the first act was a replica of the New Orleans French Quarter… with a little theatrical romanticism of course. Beside the stage stood a large sign framed with a carnival flamboyance, that would change with each act. The show itself ranges from innocent comic routines, magic acts, contortionist, sword swallowing, flame dancing, escape artist, and naughtier routines that tip top the line between burlesque and erotic.
There to greet everyone at the beginning of each show, and guide them on their journey through Fun House entertainment, was Austin Johnson. The host and star of the show.
Once entering the club marks make their way through a number of actual fun house tricks and illusions, before walking through a foggy spinning entrance way, and into the club “proper”.
The club was an eclectic mix of low budget grit and high class elegance. This would likely be the perfect description of the entertainment itself, with addition of a dash of innocence and a heap of tongue in cheek naughtiness.
Polished wood floors stretched to all sides of the huge room, adding a warmth to the environment that just can't be duplicated by tile or marble. The walls are painted a vibrant royal blue with patches of exposed red brick. Hung from these walls were large pictures depicting the brawdy caricatures that once graced the fun houses through 80’s and 90s, before the political correctness of the 2000s. The mixture of these elements blending together added a playful quirkiness to the atmosphere. Bowler hat and top hats hang from the ceiling, acting as covers for adjustable lighting that was mixed in with glass lanterns.
Several dining areas were arranged throughout the floor, varying from VIP booths to single and double seats. The tables and chairs were formed of wood and copper, the chairs conformably padded with royal blue satin.
Copper polls were scattered throughout the audiences dining area, and a small fully stocked bar continued the theme of copper and would. The menus was everything from decadent desserts and entrées, to simple comfort foods.
Highlighted before all else was the main attraction. A large stage framed by royal blue and vibrant red curtains. The scenery on the stage changed often, but the setting before the first act was a replica of the New Orleans French Quarter… with a little theatrical romanticism of course. Beside the stage stood a large sign framed with a carnival flamboyance, that would change with each act. The show itself ranges from innocent comic routines, magic acts, contortionist, sword swallowing, flame dancing, escape artist, and naughtier routines that tip top the line between burlesque and erotic.
There to greet everyone at the beginning of each show, and guide them on their journey through Fun House entertainment, was Austin Johnson. The host and star of the show.