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Post by Double F C on Aug 20, 2016 20:10:01 GMT
Various trade magazines in various industries, (Variety, FILM, Popular Mechanics for Kids,) have recently sent out a call from Francis Ford Cuppola himself: WANTED: Assassins for Hire, Wetwork Specialists, Individuals Capable of Killing Other Individuals on the down-low, for top-secret mission to kill my nemesis, Sergio Lione. Pay negotiable. Would like to keep the matter private. Would like his head on a pole if possible, no lacquer or shellacking required.
CALL my Assistant, Rodney P with details if interested.
While it doesn't need stressing the lack of discretion in this listing, it should be pointed out that when reached for a statement regarding the posting, Mr. Cuppola spoke warmly and freely about his mission to kill Sergio Lione. However, when asked why he didn't just get his French Mime Assassins to do the job, Mr. Cuppola responded, "who?". More on this as it develops.
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