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Post by Lady Munin on Apr 8, 2016 4:05:28 GMT
CLEANING HOUSE BATTLE ROYAL
RedRum, KJ Kidd, Thaddeus Archelaus, Levi Adams, Luke Knux
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Post by Lady Munin on Apr 8, 2016 4:05:54 GMT
So this is fuckin' ridiculous. I'm booked in a match were basically if I get tossed out, I'M FUCKIN' FIRED!
Knux:"See when I was signing my contract with PAW I was promised the world. The Scumbag Society would be playing shows, I would be featured on posters, I WAS THE HOTTEST COMMODITY! Well here I am. Getting ready to fight for my contract! Like, what the fuck dude?!"
I start pacing back and forth. I'm completely pissed right now! This shit with PAW is getting outrageous. I'm about to just fuckin' leave.
Knux:"The posters for WICKED feature a bitch that ain't even around anymore. COME ON! My gorgeous face should be slapped right over hers! But no, instead the management in the back decides that the best place for Knux is the unemployment line!"
I kick the shit out of this trash can, sending trash flying all over the place. OH! I should probably mention where the hell I'm at. I'm walking around the amusement park. Trying to make my way to Castle Knux for a autograph signing, but this park is fuckin' huge.
Knux:"But I got some news for PAW, they fire me, I'm sueing you for every GODDAMN dime this place has! If you thought that UNREAL bitch was psycho, piss me off enough to make me knock a few screws loose! I've got millions and I'd love to have MORE! So try me, I'll own this fuckin' park!"
I continue to walk, trying to find wherever the hell they put this replica of my crib. The dumb bimbo at the front gave me a map, but the damn thing is useless.
Knux:"Let me put it to y'all real simple now. At WICKED, I'm walking into this Battle Royal, tossing all of them useless motherfuckers over the top rope, walking out with the win and my contract secured in this place, and then I'm gonna' march my happy ass right over to the office and I ain't leaving till I get to discuss my GODDAMN contract here in PAW!"
FINALLY I see Castle Knux! I have no idea how I didn't see it before! This place is kickass! Of course, it isn't nearly as big as Castle Knux now, but it'll do. There's a table set up and a line out the fuckin' door! People are cheering as they see me and I give them a little wave. These fuckers would drink my bath water if I let 'em! The doors are opened for me as I walk into the store. Place is crazy. I sit down at the table and look in front of me at the tons and tons of fans waiting to meet me. I mean DAMN, I know I'm good, but this line thinks I'm fuckin' phenomenal! Eat your heart out Styles!
Anyways, I got shit to sign and groupies to screw! See you at WICKED!
Fuck y'all. Have a nice day!
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